wholove:

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

I DEMAND COMPENSATION

Flightless but not fightless

avengersss:

CURRENTLY

cornelia-thomson:

#asshole number one and two

octopirecipes:

THE HAWKNEST IS COMPLETE.

gingerhaze:

the most precious of all babies

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING? MAYBE SOME OUTBACK?

I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVING FOR VACATION.

IS A BLOOMIN’ ONION GOING TO DRAIN THE VACATION FUND?

… NO.

EXACTLY. SO LET’S GO GET ONE.

Tell me that you love me first because I’m afraid that if I tell you first you’ll think that I’m playing the game.